Overheard in Pilates Class, Part 2

In the middle of a Pilates 100, the last thing that you want to hear from your 7-month pregnant teacher is “My belly button just popped.” I guess that is the next to the last thing because I really don’t want to deliver a child with a handful of arm bands and balance balls. Don't worry...I'm not medically trained to deliver. I am barely capable of delivering anything significant beyond sundries or disjointed punchlines. But if she breaks water in the middle of class, I will positively freak.

Click to enlarge. Warning: Pilates 100 is capable of popping belly buttons.

She also told us that her dog Pierre, the one that we imitate in our leg segment, is dead. I find this very motivating after holding Plank (instructions and image below) for 90 seconds.